LHP, b. 1952. Not quite the best answer here, but a close choice given that David Letterman once called him a “fat tub of goo.” Pinch hitter, 1925-1961. When the 3’7” stage performer stepped into the batter’s box in his only Major League appearance—a stunt orchestrated by Brown’s owner Bill Veeck—his strike zone measured only an inch and a half. LHP, b. 1963. These players won top honors in two different leagues. Before being named to lead the Court as Chief Justice, President Taft led the nation from the White House after being elected in 1912. Johnson has been one of the premier strikeout men in baseball during the 1990s, winning the Cy Young award in both the AL (Seattle in 1995) and NL (Arizona in 1999 and 2000). These men are also physically distinctive: Taft tipped the scales at over 300 pounds, while Johnson, who stands 6'10'', is the tallest player in major league history. Mgr, b. 1944. One of the best field managers and tacticians in the dugout, has won AL Manager of the Year award three times.